Wake up men!!!.....Gals find dogs bttr dn U

Dere mite b instances of U(men-do read dis part/women-skip dis part off) sayin..."God damn dis damsel is out of ma league!!!!!"..nd many oder be ample instances wen u jus brkdown on ground zero itself.... Bt women being d fairer sex hav created certain stereotypes in men dat dey would wud nvr want 2 b seen with.....I askd gals not 2 read dis part....y did u??(2 all gals who red dis part)...Y do women nvr follow ny statutory warnings...nywaz if u hv red it, den read d hole blog..dont miss o8 on d vital part....:P
Thus I list d most commn kinds of men dat women love to hate... (Boyz dis is a part of d revised Bro code-by Barney Stinson)

Dominant men...mellow down wid ur cortisol levels : Gone r d dayz wen a male dominated society used to be d way of life. So, if the next time U try 2 show your superiority in front of your girl, it mite land you in a tight spot. Women prefer mates who r recognized by der peers for their skills, abilities, nd achievements – nd nt dose who use coercive tactics 2 subordinate der rivals, reveals a new study by me....
Macho guys....nvr gt foold by Salman(he hasnt found a match yet!!) : A macho guy wid an angry young man personality might look good on silver screen, but wen it comes to real lyf, women aren’t game 2 hang arnd wid macho dudes. So b little nice nd sweet to dem....yeah im askin u 2 b a dog..bt dt helps too...

thnk God I aint blessd wid dese attributes..Dus here r men 4 whom women go gaga....seldom hs dis hppnd wid me...bttr 2 say nvr..bt d D-day isnt so far off.

Dese r som hard to find guys whom Women hate nt 2 love:

MR CHARMER :Dis guy is d ultimate feel good dude. Being his pal atlst on dayz wen everyting else in ur life is falling apart does make a diffnce. D best part abt hanging o8 wid a charmer is dat he helps you feel mor wonderful from within(which gals lack somtyms). Charmers howevr can't turn on their moves 24/7. Dus gals charmers wont do u a world of good..ur relationship mite go kaput somtym or d oder....

MR FRANKNESS :Most women wen brutally honest wid each oder, end up in an alpha-female battle(men nvr want 2 miss dose catty-witty fites...). But Guys cn often gt away wid calling a spade a spade and not hav U(Women) feel offended. Dts d reason we r ful of honesty nd sagacity...

MR GEEKY :While women r hugely turned off by bespectacled geeky dudes(try o8 contacts yaar ,dey r cheap enugh!!!), dey may be socially awkward, but dere technical prowess is a great high, especially if u(Women) don't even know how to fix ur own laptop(m sure most of dem dont). Plus, chances are he is highly qualified nd dus he is likely 2 be a great counterpoint to ur(Women) social butterfly image...Women nvr miss on dese tings...dts y it isnt hard 2 find prettiest of gals roaming wid a nerdy,geeky guys in Connaught place...

MR PLATONIC GUY :Men cn make gr8 friends(oftn do). If dere is no hidden agenda(in which i beg to differ), a man nd woman cn share a strong nd authentic relationship. Its usually women who end up bein promiscuous(as per a study...by som michigan university...i wasnt dere), so gals do prefer platonic men to oders.

MR ADVENTURER :Wid him, u(women) will nvr evr get bored. Dis guy will pushes u o8 of ur comfort zone 2 show u dere is alwayz an opportunity 4 wild escapades. Bt dere is a flypside 2 such free spirited guy, U(Women) can nvr tire dem down.

MR INTELLIGENT/WITTY (aka d bad boy):He is d guy who instigates conversations that r intellectually stimulating, all dose who hv seen Prahlad Kakaar mite know why. He cn laugh with his clevr sense of humor nd has an uncanny ability to make evn damn sports intrstin 2 U(Women xcpt d athletes). He cn woo U..bt is alwz a cunnin mn inside as he knows wen 2 stp..nd wen to sweep u out of ur feet...

MR CONSIDERATE :He holds open her car door and pulls out her chair. He foots d bill 4 dinner(dis happns evrytym) nd makes sure to offer her dessert. He alwayz asks her o8 wid reasonable notice nd picks her up at her door. He is generally sensitive to how she is feeling and when she is ready to go home. Bt dese species r hard to find.....srry gals


So i listed som of dese becoz i happnd to come across "The Bro Code"-by Barney Stinson....which hs further findings...its obvious dt gals dunno find rite boyz nd whine abt it thru o8 der married lyf...makin lyf hell 4 der hubbies....so bttr giv dem som tym to ponder upon dese points...
Carefully i hvnt usd d word "lady" as itz more wholesome..nd i like dt word...so ladies o8 dere no need to fret...i knoe u hv found ur rite match...so dis is 4 gals who r prudent enugh to tink of der....(Sapno ka Raja)...Swayambars wont do u ny good, I dunno weder Rakhi will marry d bald headed guy...bt i feel srry 4 hr...
Sayonara....byee

Cant men and women b jus frnds.......???(:p)

Agreed dat men are frm Mars and women frm Venus, agreed dat dere is friction betwen the 2 nd agreed dat sexual tension nd romantic feelings r bound to creep-in between, but can’t the 2 ever b ‘just friends’? D concept of platonic friendship dat arose nd ws largely talked nd written frm the tym of ma ancestors still remains unclear. Dere r d same 2 variables X nd Y nd dis decides all d resultin equations (:p).

From Adam and Eve down 2 the present generation, opposite sexes r alwayz meant 2 draw each other, love, fight, have babies and thats all I guess. Or is it? D notion dat d 2 cant b plain friends seems to b changing, bt the question is 2 wat extent?
Wid women becoming more career oriented and independent( well i cant b sure of dt in ma institute), ‘cross-sex’ social and workplace frindshps r definitely on the rise. Even d skul tym or college frndshps r known 2 becom stronger wid passing tym (dt is if dey dont blossom into pyaaar....). Wen in a group, men nd women mix wid 1 anoder freely, hang-out, share jokes and get along just fyn, but wen it comes to 1-0n-1 friendship, it surely does get a wee bit tricky nd gross. Aftr all dere is bt a thin line between friendship and love....( indeed dese cliches' do mean a lot....)

Even in a frndshp it’s d opposite traits dat attract men and women 2 get close. Itz a common fact dat women love to talk. When in their girl-gang, dey talk (basically gossip) endlessly about everything under the sun - from make-up to men, from career choices to wht not, from family to friends and from reel stars to real life issues.
Now turn 2 men and u’ll find most of dem glued to the TV watching deir favourite sport, downing bottles of beer, drooling over a sexy woman in a lingerie on a magazine cover or wondering y women r so difficult to understand. Dis may not b all that men and women do, but it surely does come close. So wen men and women mingle as frnds dey grab a fair share of wat dey miss o8 in deir same-sex circles.
Women can sometimes b very bitchy and says things behind your back but men say it on your face. That’s much better and d reason i love being a man(or atleast a boy :D).

Generally women find better friends with men. More profound is the fact dat women love to have frivolous talks with men ranging from topics like d gal next door, to top-notch actresses,movies nd jokes.
When I (men) have a fight at home or a problem at work place, it’s difficult to talk to my male pals about it, as I feel they’ll think of me as a sissy. Women do listen to it all and is always ready wid advice widout making me feel small. It also adds up like , dey can help you out when trying to get a date with someone. At d end of d day, it’s all about compatibility. If you can click with people it doesn’t matter what sex they belong to.

Accordin to scientific norms men will perish in due course of tym nd women will b d Alexanders nd Churchills of dis damn earth( i wondr y its calld Mother earth rader dan Father earth...). Jus tink women bein d only species on dis planet, evn i tink dey wont las longer....nd will b wiped o8 like men if it happns at all. As X is incomplete widout a Y...d same way men r women r meant 2 b wid eachoder...b it b like frnds or foes....PLzzz watch d muvi(When harry met sally) i saw las week which drove me 2 rite dis piece of shit....njoy readin..

How not to get into IITs????

Hey guyz!! I'M back..nt wid a bang bt its gud 2 b back into writin ways.I hav dis uncanny knack of slurpin thins at odd moments.To make more visitors on dis blog i thought i may be more consummerate nd visitor friendly...(nybody readin dis plz pass it on 2 ur frnds , :D). I havnt been doin much dese holi-dayz( i spelt it dis way bcoz im wearin diffrnt clothes evry oder day , which wasnt literally possible in rkl....nt dat i didnt hav clothes..bt it was hard 2 wash....really hard nd bck home it was as colourful as it gts..so itz HOLI-DAYZ).I went off to Gangtok nd Delhi...hd a nice tym dere..especially in delhi were i hd 2 put on my shades bcoz i cudnt take my eyes off(Dere were pariyans(angels) arnd each nukkad nd corner....hoe cud i refrain myself). Had my 1st cocktail at a discotheque dat cost me huge buks.It wud b naive jus 2 whine abt thins i njoyd rader dan doin somthin pleasnt dese monsoons.

Tinkin of d need 2 chng topics...yeah i askd som of my frnds (less frnds more of philosophers) wat wud b nice 2 rite on in my nxt distinguished blog.Well som of dem were in awe , oders did tk tym to assist me..My 1st choice was 2 rite somthin on "Naggin galfrnds" bt decided agnst it as i didnt hav 1 nd i wasnt dat luky.So i resortd 2 a rader unfamiliar topic i.e. " How not to get into IITs ????".This mite raise some eyebrows bt i ask dem 2 b patient. I did a lot of research nd hd a lot of brainstormin sessions nd atlast did manage 2 brin forth wayz on hoe nt 2 gt into d most reverd insti of d India.Well dis post hs been registrd in d Non-IITians blogger digest 4 makin an invaluable contribution 2 d art of nt gettin into IITs.D criterion 4 a novice 2 excell 2 d zenith is dat , he has 2 follow d protocols of d formulatd course of study....Here itz folks 4 all dose aspirin nt 2 gt into IITs

• BE GENERAL : Wen i tink bck abt my past , it seems retrogressive.So all aspirin nt 2 gt into IITs be in d category of generals bcoz u will njoy no quotas or rewards.Wid recent allocation of quotas 2 oder classes d chances of gttin into IITs 4 generals gts cut down chop by chop.If u arent luky enugh 2 bcome a general categoried student jus follow d nxt steps.Dey mite help.


• ENGINEERING....NAAH..SOMTHIN ELSE MITE WORK : Itz 1 of d simplest nd fulfillin wayz 2 achive ur goal.Jus dunno tk up engineeerin aftr ur highskul.Avoid engineerin , prefer medicines or vocatinal or even arts.It seems easy bt isnt.Needs hardcore persuasion , lot of convincin nd oder psychosomatic pressure on parents as most of dem prefer engineerin as d only option.If u gt down well wid dis it will wrk wonders 4 u.


• BUNK OR B UNDRPREPARD 4 UR IIT EXAM : If u ended in a soup while tryin d previous way dunno whine abt it..jus stay calm , b rader prepard 4 a strenous step.While ur preparin 4 dis xams jus b wat 2 want.U dunno wnt 2 gt down 2 solvin PCM MCQS jus ignore it.U mite also find oder respites in intoxication.Hang o8 wid frnds , try o8 diff brnds of cigar puffs , marijuana ,joints of tequila etc (u will gt it all )nd stay focussd while u do all dese.U mite end up losin ur license or even life.A more safer option is 2 go nuts aftr d opposite sex.Dis is d most acceptd option nd yields gud results too.Find d most sought aftr guy/gal in town , spy on him/her nd jus try d 3 stp H2GC(HOW 2 GET CLOSE) available in various datin sites.If dese steps dunno carry down well d only option lft is 2 bunk ur IIT xams nd jump up 2 a neaarby theatre(wid my past xperience gud movies do come up durin dese hrs). If dese steps dunno help u , jus tk care of d fact dat dere is no person as contemptible as u.....It hs wrkd 4 my frnds so will wrk on u too.Believe in urself nd my wayz...d end is nr bt bttr dan present...... Well i hv done as best as i can 2 tinge u wid some rader atrocious stuffs..nd i will b waitin 4 ur replies do rite in ..are yaar koi to cmmnt karo...bye nd njoy

THE "S" OF SWIMMING......???

It's said dat"when u go down,what have u gotta do? just swim,swim and swim".D previous post mite hav been a little borin or out of sorts 4 u guys, so lets move on 2 somethin new.Recent olympics saw Micheal Phelps bag 8 golds.It rather made me think i shud also learn a bit of swimmin.Our college(srry institute) has rejuvinated its pool,so i needed to gt waterfriendly.
Swimmin accordin 2 dictionry dialect defines it as "to propel ur body thru water wid d help of limbs,tails or fins".By GODS' grace i dunno hav tail or fins,so it was down 2 my limbs.I decided 2 join d best trainin classes in town.Fortunately i didnt gt 1.D best had his classes full of novices.Even if i wud hav gt enrolld myself, he wud hav left his profession.D reasons of which i will b xplain here in my post.So lastly i gt enrolld in a club nd best days of my swimmin career began.

• First day - i had gt my swimmin costumes nd it was really very small 4 me.D pant(rather d undies) was skin tight nd d fact dat i was topless added up my woes.I hd mangd 2 loose weight so d baby fat dat was under my skin wasnt dat prominent still it made me feel akward.I was watchin oders swim which gave me a feelin of complacency nd a feelin of embarrassment.I was complacent bcoz oders really swam well nd embarrassed bcoz i was too elderly 2 dem nd dey knew swimmin bettr dan me.I overcame d feelin of akwardness nd startd a slow stroll towards d pool bt d trainer behavd as a saddist showin coersive action against a paralysed boy.He askd me to jump as hard as i cud nd show som enthu.I wud hav really shown som of my wits to him in a battlefield if he was b4 me.Bt he was my trainer so i follwd him.Ijumpd nd it was a thunderin splash,4 a second or so i cudnt gt where i was. I was graspin 4 air nd all i cud find was water.It made me think of d sayin "water water evrywere, dere is no bubble of air".It was like gettin stranded in an island widout ur basic nessecities.Atlast i mangd up go superficial wid d surface,i saw d trainer laughin.I was thinkin "what d hell, i was abt to drown nd dis illheaded monster is njoyin".Dere was a bit of sarcasm in d laugh of oders who were dere in d pool as dey were lookin at a vegan nd smilin bcoz he was nevr goin2 njoy a piece of meat.D trainer helpd me as i was liitle less dan becomin paranoid.He said 2 me d golden words which i will remember till d very end of my lyf.He said "u can only depend on urself".Dat did arouse some confidence in me bt nt enugh to overcome d fear of drownin.I startd my first lesson i.e. PADDLING.It was a bit difficult bt i had 2 deal with it if i had 2 swim.D day was ended on a rader low note as i cunt gt d P of paddling.D trainer was fed up.As much as he kept on naggin i kept on doin mistakes.Somtyms i made excuses to go out of d pool bt he reasond against it.I literally thought dat he was a lunatic nd his face wasnt dat good too which made him luk more of a saddist.Lstly i gt wat i wanted land nd free land.I gt out of d pool nd i was overwhelmingly happy.I tuk out my eyegear to see d pool d last tym 4 d day.I had dis sinkin feelin in me,i was getin heavy nd i didnt like it.I ran to d cloak rum nd tuk a shower.Itmade me feel a lot better.Dere was a mirror near d wash basin nd a i tuk a gud luk at myself.I lookd drenchd in water which made me feel happy bt it was again d hauntin fear of toplessness which made me luk embarrassed.D feelin tuk ovr me nd i gt dressd as early as i cud.Addin 2 d comedy of errors was dat i was still wearin swimin undergarment instead of d real undergarment.My jeans soakd in all d watr nd d par under my wasist lookd discolourd.It was again akward nd dis tym dere was no escapin.It was as if my nemesis were helpless.I away asap bt to my dismay evry1 was by den aware of it.Dere was no option bt to walk rader run away widout lookin at oders bt i actd contrary to wat was in my head nd presumd as if i was nt known of d fact dat my pants r wet.I was laughin at my helplessness bt in a rather sattirical manner.I mangd to out of it nd d eventfull day ended atlast. DAY WAS GOIN TO BE MORE WORSE BT I WAS HOPIN AGAINST IT.

"Eat right,stay fit and Die anyway...."

Without a doubt, the most thought-provoking of one-liners is "Eat right, stay fit, die anyway." Do you ever think about that fact... that you will one day die? Life has so many joys... it has so much love and laughter, but the cold fact of death is the ultimate wet blanket. The great Russian novelist Leo Tolstoy said, "What is life for? To die? To kill myself at once? No, I am afraid. To wait for death until it comes? I fear that even more. Then I must live. But what for? In order to die? And I could not escape from that circle."

Jesus Christ destroyed that "circle." When true conversion takes place death loses its sting. Life is no longer futile. Whether you have contemplated suicide or not, please consider this thought. If there was one chance in a million that Jesus Christ abolished death (as the Bible claims), then you owe it to your good sense just to check it out (you have nothing to lose). The way to see if you need the Savior is to look for a moment at the Ten Commandments. Let's do that. Have you ever lied (even once--fibs, white lies, etc.)? Ever stolen (anything--the value is irrelevant)? Jesus said, "Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her, has committed adultery already with her in his heart." Have you ever looked with lust? If you have said "Yes" to these three questions, by your own admission, you are a lying, thieving, adulterer at heart; and we've only looked at three of the Ten Commandments. Will you be innocent or guilty on the Day of Judgment? You know that you will be guilty, and therefore end up in Hell. That's not God's will. He provided a way for you to be forgiven. He sent His Son to take your punishment: "God commended His love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." He was bruised for our iniquities. Jesus then rose from the dead and defeated death. Pray something like this: "Dear God, I repent of all of my sins (name them). This day I put my trust in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. Please forgive me and grant me your gift of everlasting life. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen" Then read the Bible daily and obey what you read (see John 14:21). God will never let you down. By the way, thank you for taking the time to read this.

Byeee nd i hope u njoyd nd will njoy...

It may arouse skeptic thoughts as i havnt used ny shortforms in dis description.....

I went thru Bible somdays back nd it said shotcuts can lead 2 big disasters at tyms....So i had 2 bcoz it was abt " THE BEST PART" of Bible,I thought.