Friday, October 2, 2009

Wake up men!!!.....Gals find dogs bttr dn U


Dere mite b instances of U(men-do read dis part/women-skip dis part off) sayin..."God damn dis damsel is out of ma league!!!!!"..nd many oder be ample instances wen u jus brkdown on ground zero itself.... Bt women being d fairer sex hav created certain stereotypes in men dat dey would wud nvr want 2 b seen with.....I askd gals not 2 read dis part....y did u??(2 all gals who red dis part)...Y do women nvr follow ny statutory warnings...nywaz if u hv red it, den read d hole blog..dont miss o8 on d vital part....:P
Thus I list d most commn kinds of men dat women love to hate... (Boyz dis is a part of d revised Bro code-by Barney Stinson)


Dominant men...mellow down wid ur cortisol levels : Gone r d dayz wen a male dominated society used to be d way of life. So, if the next time U try 2 show your superiority in front of your girl, it mite land you in a tight spot. Women prefer mates who r recognized by der peers for their skills, abilities, nd achievements – nd nt dose who use coercive tactics 2 subordinate der rivals, reveals a new study by me....
Macho guys....nvr gt foold by Salman(he hasnt found a match yet!!) : A macho guy wid an angry young man personality might look good on silver screen, but wen it comes to real lyf, women aren’t game 2 hang arnd wid macho dudes. So b little nice nd sweet to dem....yeah im askin u 2 b a dog..bt dt helps too...

thnk God I aint blessd wid dese attributes..Dus here r men 4 whom women go gaga....seldom hs dis hppnd wid me...bttr 2 say nvr..bt d D-day isnt so far off.

Dese r som hard to find guys whom Women hate nt 2 love:

MR CHARMER :Dis guy is d ultimate feel good dude. Being his pal atlst on dayz wen everyting else in ur life is falling apart does make a diffnce. D best part abt hanging o8 wid a charmer is dat he helps you feel mor wonderful from within(which gals lack somtyms). Charmers howevr can't turn on their moves 24/7. Dus gals charmers wont do u a world of good..ur relationship mite go kaput somtym or d oder....

MR FRANKNESS :Most women wen brutally honest wid each oder, end up in an alpha-female battle(men nvr want 2 miss dose catty-witty fites...). But Guys cn often gt away wid calling a spade a spade and not hav U(Women) feel offended. Dts d reason we r ful of honesty nd sagacity...

MR GEEKY :While women r hugely turned off by bespectacled geeky dudes(try o8 contacts yaar ,dey r cheap enugh!!!), dey may be socially awkward, but dere technical prowess is a great high, especially if u(Women) don't even know how to fix ur own laptop(m sure most of dem dont). Plus, chances are he is highly qualified nd dus he is likely 2 be a great counterpoint to ur(Women) social butterfly image...Women nvr miss on dese tings...dts y it isnt hard 2 find prettiest of gals roaming wid a nerdy,geeky guys in Connaught place...

MR PLATONIC GUY :Men cn make gr8 friends(oftn do). If dere is no hidden agenda(in which i beg to differ), a man nd woman cn share a strong nd authentic relationship. Its usually women who end up bein promiscuous(as per a study...by som michigan university...i wasnt dere), so gals do prefer platonic men to oders.

MR ADVENTURER :Wid him, u(women) will nvr evr get bored. Dis guy will pushes u o8 of ur comfort zone 2 show u dere is alwayz an opportunity 4 wild escapades. Bt dere is a flypside 2 such free spirited guy, U(Women) can nvr tire dem down.

MR INTELLIGENT/WITTY (aka d bad boy):He is d guy who instigates conversations that r intellectually stimulating, all dose who hv seen Prahlad Kakaar mite know why. He cn laugh with his clevr sense of humor nd has an uncanny ability to make evn damn sports intrstin 2 U(Women xcpt d athletes). He cn woo U..bt is alwz a cunnin mn inside as he knows wen 2 stp..nd wen to sweep u out of ur feet...

MR CONSIDERATE :He holds open her car door and pulls out her chair. He foots d bill 4 dinner(dis happns evrytym) nd makes sure to offer her dessert. He alwayz asks her o8 wid reasonable notice nd picks her up at her door. He is generally sensitive to how she is feeling and when she is ready to go home. Bt dese species r hard to find.....srry gals


So i listed som of dese becoz i happnd to come across "The Bro Code"-by Barney Stinson....which hs further findings...its obvious dt gals dunno find rite boyz nd whine abt it thru o8 der married lyf...makin lyf hell 4 der hubbies....so bttr giv dem som tym to ponder upon dese points...
Carefully i hvnt usd d word "lady" as itz more wholesome..nd i like dt word...so ladies o8 dere no need to fret...i knoe u hv found ur rite match...so dis is 4 gals who r prudent enugh to tink of der....(Sapno ka Raja)...Swayambars wont do u ny good, I dunno weder Rakhi will marry d bald headed guy...bt i feel srry 4 hr...
Sayonara....byee