How not to get into IITs????

Hey guyz!! I'M back..nt wid a bang bt its gud 2 b back into writin ways.I hav dis uncanny knack of slurpin thins at odd moments.To make more visitors on dis blog i thought i may be more consummerate nd visitor friendly...(nybody readin dis plz pass it on 2 ur frnds , :D). I havnt been doin much dese holi-dayz( i spelt it dis way bcoz im wearin diffrnt clothes evry oder day , which wasnt literally possible in rkl....nt dat i didnt hav clothes..bt it was hard 2 wash....really hard nd bck home it was as colourful as it gts..so itz HOLI-DAYZ).I went off to Gangtok nd Delhi...hd a nice tym dere..especially in delhi were i hd 2 put on my shades bcoz i cudnt take my eyes off(Dere were pariyans(angels) arnd each nukkad nd corner....hoe cud i refrain myself). Had my 1st cocktail at a discotheque dat cost me huge buks.It wud b naive jus 2 whine abt thins i njoyd rader dan doin somthin pleasnt dese monsoons.

Tinkin of d need 2 chng topics...yeah i askd som of my frnds (less frnds more of philosophers) wat wud b nice 2 rite on in my nxt distinguished blog.Well som of dem were in awe , oders did tk tym to assist me..My 1st choice was 2 rite somthin on "Naggin galfrnds" bt decided agnst it as i didnt hav 1 nd i wasnt dat luky.So i resortd 2 a rader unfamiliar topic i.e. " How not to get into IITs ????".This mite raise some eyebrows bt i ask dem 2 b patient. I did a lot of research nd hd a lot of brainstormin sessions nd atlast did manage 2 brin forth wayz on hoe nt 2 gt into d most reverd insti of d India.Well dis post hs been registrd in d Non-IITians blogger digest 4 makin an invaluable contribution 2 d art of nt gettin into IITs.D criterion 4 a novice 2 excell 2 d zenith is dat , he has 2 follow d protocols of d formulatd course of study....Here itz folks 4 all dose aspirin nt 2 gt into IITs

• BE GENERAL : Wen i tink bck abt my past , it seems retrogressive.So all aspirin nt 2 gt into IITs be in d category of generals bcoz u will njoy no quotas or rewards.Wid recent allocation of quotas 2 oder classes d chances of gttin into IITs 4 generals gts cut down chop by chop.If u arent luky enugh 2 bcome a general categoried student jus follow d nxt steps.Dey mite help.


• ENGINEERING....NAAH..SOMTHIN ELSE MITE WORK : Itz 1 of d simplest nd fulfillin wayz 2 achive ur goal.Jus dunno tk up engineeerin aftr ur highskul.Avoid engineerin , prefer medicines or vocatinal or even arts.It seems easy bt isnt.Needs hardcore persuasion , lot of convincin nd oder psychosomatic pressure on parents as most of dem prefer engineerin as d only option.If u gt down well wid dis it will wrk wonders 4 u.


• BUNK OR B UNDRPREPARD 4 UR IIT EXAM : If u ended in a soup while tryin d previous way dunno whine abt it..jus stay calm , b rader prepard 4 a strenous step.While ur preparin 4 dis xams jus b wat 2 want.U dunno wnt 2 gt down 2 solvin PCM MCQS jus ignore it.U mite also find oder respites in intoxication.Hang o8 wid frnds , try o8 diff brnds of cigar puffs , marijuana ,joints of tequila etc (u will gt it all )nd stay focussd while u do all dese.U mite end up losin ur license or even life.A more safer option is 2 go nuts aftr d opposite sex.Dis is d most acceptd option nd yields gud results too.Find d most sought aftr guy/gal in town , spy on him/her nd jus try d 3 stp H2GC(HOW 2 GET CLOSE) available in various datin sites.If dese steps dunno carry down well d only option lft is 2 bunk ur IIT xams nd jump up 2 a neaarby theatre(wid my past xperience gud movies do come up durin dese hrs). If dese steps dunno help u , jus tk care of d fact dat dere is no person as contemptible as u.....It hs wrkd 4 my frnds so will wrk on u too.Believe in urself nd my wayz...d end is nr bt bttr dan present...... Well i hv done as best as i can 2 tinge u wid some rader atrocious stuffs..nd i will b waitin 4 ur replies do rite in ..are yaar koi to cmmnt karo...bye nd njoy